>Wait... I just had a though...
>X-mas... X-ians. Ah, nobody'd get it...

They do, and they use it; you're not the first to think of it. As per the Rev. Ivan Stang's usage:

"how many satanists do you know that weren't xtians?  none of them!
so by their  very own logic, xtianity should be outlawed 
because it only leads to satanism!"

-- Bob
(Proud member of the Legion of Rabid Crack Weasels)
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