"WHO DARES DISTURB THE SLUMBER OF AKNAN-HETUUM, GRAVELORD OF THE SEVENTH REALM?""Er... me."
"HOW DID YOU FIND THE HIDDEN WAYS OF THE PRIESTS OF QIBETH, MORTAL? I THOUGHT THEM SLAIN WHEN YOUR RACE WAS YOUNG."
"I... guessed?"
"HM. INTRIGUING. WHY ARE YOUR LEG COVERINGS WET, MORTAL?"
"Er, um, well... oh dear..."
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"Yeah, I'm definitely going to hell/But I'll have all the best stories to tell" -- Frank Turner, The Ballad of Me and My Friends