I must put in a few words--literally--for the state of Merlin (Maryland) and in particular its largest city, Bawlmer (Baltimore), Land of the Huns, where the Bawlmorons live.

Here, one can visit exotic locales like Dundack (Dundalk), and drive along Holntown (Highlandtown) Road, then head down to Warshnin (Washington), then over to Naplis (Annapolis).

While in the area, you may also want to go Downy Oshin (to the beach) and check out the wooder (water).

(Hmm. Is it just me, or does Downy O'Shin sound like a good name for a Bond girl?)