The adulation of nirvana, as with all mythical places, is just a truck stop people go through while moving on towards something more real, more personal, and more suited to them. Someone's gotta work there, someone's gotta charge too much for BLTs of deeply suspect provenance, but nobody really wants it to be them.

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"She's old, she's lame, she's barren too, // "She's not worth feed or hay, // "But I'll give her this," - he blew smoke at me - // "She was something in her day." -- Garnet Rogers, Small Victory

FiMFiction.net: we might accept blatant porn involving the cast of My Little Pony but as God is my witness we have standards.

Boring band, boring output, beloved of supply teachers who want the kids to think they're cool. Teen Spirit is a deodorant and the riff is, in my opinion, desperately in need of it. Yeah, chalk me up as a member of group 4.