>Donald Duckworth. In that case you just had to wonder what his parents were thinking

Donald Duck is an outstanding citizen (he wins elections all the time in Europe) and a world traveler (even more so than Tintin). A fine role model.

>My middle school Language Arts teacher was called Dick Woodcock.

I don't understand why people still use the name Dick, when there are so many other good nicknames for Richard: Rich, Rick, Ringo, Char, etc. And yet there are still powerful people like Dick Armey, Dick Cheney, Dick Nixon... you know what, never mind, I think I answered my own question.

> It was basically a way to steal money from Maine.

After watching Twin Peaks, I never would have imagined corrupt business dealings around a wood-product mill in a small northern-state town. >.>

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Tintin did, however, make it to the Clow Kingdom, and that's gotta count for something