I love that Paul Keating quote. But then, I just kind of love Paul Keating. He literally wandered in out of a sketch and it's brilliant. If you can, check out "Among The Barbarians". It's about Australian politics, and the bon mots of Mr. Keating feature heavily.

You can also find them at the Paul Keating Insult Archive, which I have been perusing for far too long and howling like a goose. =]

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"She's old, she's lame, she's barren too, // "She's not worth feed or hay, // "But I'll give her this," - he blew smoke at me - // "She was something in her day." -- Garnet Rogers, Small Victory

FiMFiction.net: we might accept blatant porn involving the cast of My Little Pony but as God is my witness we have standards.

"He is the greatest job and investment destroyer since the bubonic plague!"
-- Keating on John Howard.