"No - no, sir, the seat is for my - yes I understand it's not - no, sir, it doesn't have a passport - well no, sir, it's not going in the hold - because the last time I flew anywhere you guys burst my durasteel-framed suitcase - if you'd just let me - because it's worth more than the plane-"

Kaitlyn Hutchins, having this conversation in my head for some reason despite not to my knowledge being a cellist.

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"She's old, she's lame, she's barren too, // "She's not worth feed or hay, // "But I'll give her this," - he blew smoke at me - // "She was something in her day." -- Garnet Rogers, Small Victory

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