If you polled a randomly selected group of American gun owners, I'd wager somewhere in the region of 60% would say that the reason Wal-Mart doesn't sell 14-inch shells any more is the Democrats.---
"She's old, she's lame, she's barren too, // "She's not worth feed or hay, // "But I'll give her this," - he blew smoke at me - // "She was something in her day." -- Garnet Rogers, Small Victory
FiMFiction.net: we might accept blatant porn involving the cast of My Little Pony but as God is my witness we have standards.
The real culprits, of course, are the aliens.