I dunno how I managed to miss this, but:

>after a Loss Prevention associate got in the
>way of Iowa while she was conducting an "underway replenishment"
>exercise in Store #2287, which resulted in the associate getting
>body-checked into low Earth orbit

What a way to go, though.

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