I've enjoyed the UF and other EPU stories for years, now, and finally registered here.

I'm a 32-year old amateur writer and unemployed actor who lives in Florida, and a life-long SF fan, and computer-user (my father gave me my first computer, a Bally that ran on a Trash-80, and had a crude BASIC compiler, when I was about five to seven), though I'm not so skilled that I would call myself a hacker.