Gleetings. Many of you people probably do not know me, but I've kept an eye on UF since the mid-90's and perpetrated a sadly unfinished piece of fanfic called "Third Invid War: Dandelions" which I never finished because I am a procrastinatory slob and real life intervened. (Maybe I'll revise and finish it when I'm eighty or something. :P )

I'm also a longtime friend, collaborator and RP partner of Phil Moyer and IRL partner in crime with Larry "R-Type" Mann, and Phil and I are currently working on a lil' Mars Division fic or two that's been on the backburner for a while.

I enjoy cats, sleep, Breyer's ice cream, Robotech, Douglas Adams, Full Metal Panic!, Pratchett, MMO's, Monty Python, long walks on the beach with many naps on the way, my multiple personality disorder, and massive sunburns from the naps I took while walking on the beach in no particular order.

So, yeah. Here I am. ;)