What Can I say about my self?
I live In Seattle, Washington. I'm thirty four, and my birthday is on the
twenty-second of the month of July.
My Excuse for existence;
My Mother and Father interfaced biologicaly with out engaging proper
safety protocals, during the month of November, in the year of ninteen-sixtyfive.
approximately nine month later I was born in a "Candy Apple Red ' 63 Chevy Chevelle"
My current profession is that of Writer, and semi Retired Ship's Cat.
I'm currently slightly overweight, have brown hair, Jade green eyes, and a red beard.

I read Comic books, watch cartoons,play role playing games, and read fanfiction
Which is why I am here.

Oh, wierd shit seems to happen around me every now and then.
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Meow.
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This is a test of the Emergency Frog-Cast System, this is only a test.
Please stand by...

This concludes the Test of the Emergency Frog-Cast System.
If your bottom is still wet and you have a taste for insects,
then you were a frog to begin with, so deal with it.