>I mean, does being Evil (with a capital E) somehow damage the reality
>lobe of the brain? Because there are just some fights you look at,
>and you have to say "Nope. Ain't worth the ass-kicking I'm gonna
>get. Dunno about you guys, but I'm heading for the local pub for
>a short beer. You wanna fight them, be my guest. I'll visit you in
>the prison hospital later."

Unless I miss my guess, the Deadpool series from Marvel pokes fun at this extensively. Pick a couple up, they're fun. Or not, it's up to you.