Ya know, when reading this I realized the obvious way to handle errant guests--or even errant felons. Call it the transporter tracer. A slap-patch which, when activated, orders an automatic transporter to bring the subject to the nearest detention center. For added flavor, apply via modified slugthrower.

*bang* *bang* "You'll never take me alive, coppers!"
*shoot* *bamf*
"Fuck, Sergeant, that was anticlimactic. Now there's nothing left but collecting evidence and doing the paperwork."

--rR