Let us observe James May as he sits in his cubicle, reading an article in 'Hello!' magazine. Over the top of the pages, we can see the upper half of his face go through several interesting convolutions as he reads and re-reads the same paragraph several times. As he finally finishes the article, we can see that his hands have balled into fists, which also ruins the magazine.

A moment later, May's head emerges from the entrance to his cubicle. "CLARKSON!" he bellows, his voice heavy with his irritation...

So, this is how the audiobook played out in my head. It was read by Alan Rickman, apparently.
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