LAST EDITED ON Aug-06-11 AT 05:36 PM (EDT)
 
>"Let them go? Let them GO?! ARE YOU INSANE?! This is Kaitlyn
>Hutchins you're talking about! If we let them go, she will track us
>down and filet us into cutlets to use as the Secret Ingredient on the
>next episode of 'Iron Chef'!!"

"Hi. We kidnapped Benjamin Hutchins' daughter, and then we let her go. We confess to everything, including some things we didn't actually do but are confessing to so that we can get sent to the deepest, darkest, blackest hole on Takron-Galtos that we might actually be safe in."

edit: apocatastrophe.

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