*sniggers uncontrollably*

"Look, Baz, what else can we do? They have to stay here..."
"But what if they're plotting their escape? You saw what Kaitlyn did to Fat Eric!"
"Yeah, don't remind me-"
"HIS HEAD WAS ALL OVER THE WAAAAAAALL!"
"Shut up, Dave! They'll hear you... what are we gonna do? Roll up to Ben Hutchins' place with his daughter and her girlfriend? He'll make us wish we'd been as lucky as Fat Eric, and that's assuming we even survive the journey! Everyone's looking for them, which means everyone's looking for us, and, and, and I want my mum!"
"We all do, Medium-Sized Eric. We all do."

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"Yeah, I'm definitely going to hell/But I'll have all the best stories to tell" -- Frank Turner, The Ballad of Me and My Friends