>>"Let them go? Let them GO?! ARE YOU INSANE?! This is Kaitlyn
>>Hutchins you're talking about! If we let them go, she will track us
>>down and filet us into cutlets to use as the Secret Ingredient on the
>>next episode of 'Iron Chef'!!"
>
>"Hi. We kidnapped Benjamin Hutchins' daughter, and then we let her
>go. We confess to everything, including some things we didn't
>actually do but are confessing to so that we can get sent to the
>deepest, darkest, blackest hole on Takron-Galtos that we might
>actually be safe in."
>

This, of course, is a transcript of the call that the kidnappers made to the Mega-City One Justice Department, making it the first time in the history of the Known Galaxy that someone has requested political asylum to receive a harsher punishment.

Ebony the Black Dragon

"Life is like an anole. Sometimes it's green. Sometimes it's brown. But it's always a small Caribbean lizard."