>Also, it occurs to me that they could actually do a New Century
>Zatôichi remake of The Killer where Ichi is the blind
>girl and the assassin. Though the standoff scene where the
>blind girl makes tea would probably be less funny.

Ironically enough there's a movie about a female blind swordsman named Ichi. (not surprisingly its named Ichi). It's pretty good if you can rent or stream it.

What tickles me about it is when I stumbled across it was I had one of those 'hey I've already seen that in UF' moments which made it fun mentally replacing the main actress with Kaitlyn. Even more humorous is New Century Zatoichi was presented here a few years before the movie came out.