Thankfully, the genesplicers were traditionalists. Otherwise, we'd have ended up with a misogynistic aardvark.

(In Bizarro World, where Gryphon has somehow developed Space Madness and Incredibly Poor Taste, and Nicholas Cage am Superman.)

Ebony the Black Dragon

"Life is like an anole. Sometimes it's green. Sometimes it's brown. But it's always a small Caribbean lizard."