>"You're in the history books about 88 years before you were born."
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>"Yeah, not one of my better vacations."

I can't help but think that many WDF personnel vacations during the Golden Age went that degree of pear-shaped (if not necessarily that kind). It's easy to imagine Zoner bellyaching about how every time he takes Yuri to a planet with a nice beach, some bonehead launches a revolution, or holds the planet hostage with a doomsday weapon, or so forth.