>>I'm reasonably sure Indiana Jones shot that second guy in a
>>marketplace in Marrakesh circa 2240.
>
>I'm going to assume that it was some truly idiotic cyber-ninja
>wannnabe who had pop-out swords implanted in odd places, mostly
>because I don't think even Indiana Jones could manage a suitable 'Oh
>for fucks sake, what?' expression otherwise.

That is actually LESS ridiculous than the truth... the second character is from Naruto... a ninja rapper who calls himself Killer B. He's actually fighting with 7 swords at once.... WITHOUT using his hands.