> "Huh," Nall repeated. "Well, OK. Actually you should be good
>to go with Standard there these days. Go grab your gear and meet me
>at
>Utena and Anthy's room. I've got to collect the mysterious package."
>As they were leaving the common room, he remarked, "I hope I still
>have
>admin access to the elevator. I do -not- wanna lug that thing up all
>those stairs."

It seems dragons are without exception in Western literature depicted as lazy, unambitious creatures, sleeping for centuries, avoiding physical exertion, and only rousing themselves to great and terrible purpose when some pesky adventurer comes along and sneaks off with the +5 Holy Mace "Peace Thru Repeated Thwappings" from their treasure hoard.

We need a new type of dragon. One that without prodding rights wrongs, lifts great burdens over tall buildings, and rewires your house up to code without being asked.

Brian