LAST EDITED ON Aug-25-13 AT 10:19 PM (EDT)
 
>>Just now, I saw that this thread had a new posting and my brain
>>immediately went:
>>
>>"Tonight on Toph Gear..."
>>
>>which could hardly fail to be epic in some fashion.
>
>Some say that she's the greatest earthbender of all time, and that
>she's packed by weight and not by volume. All we know is...
>
>--G.
>"Ow. OW! I'm on fire."

Do it! Do it! You KNOW you want to...