You've provided a metric fucktonne of entertainment with these audios, it seems only right to give back.
Here's a normal read: http://tindeck.com/listen/trcx
And a version you almost certainly won't use: http://tindeck.com/listen/wbzl
They *should* DL as .mp3s but this is my first time doing this on OSX so I may have stuffed up somewhere along the way. Let me know if you want a different version.