I feel like immediately after this, one of their tablemates would point out to both of them that they'd just basically wasted a couple bowls of incredibly delicious noodles (because seriously, I doubt either of them tasted much on the way down) and probably ruined the remainder of their appetites purely in order to look awesome and show off.

... okay, sure, fair trade, but still. :)

-Merc
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