Also, if you had made it just called The Phoenix, I would probably have made a reference to Peter Kay and then you would have been momentarily confused, and thereafter apathetic.---
"Yeah, I'm definitely going to hell/But I'll have all the best stories to tell" -- Frank Turner, The Ballad of Me and My Friends
"Have you got anything that might save our lives?"
"Got these."
[PADDY produces a pair of muffin trays]
"... Are those bulletproof?"
"They're non-stick."