After one of them suggested a tax wheeze that involved actually paying the government of New Avalon five times the total sum saved to set up a bursary in the College of Chartered Accountancy, most of the high-ranking members of that august body had to have a sit down. And a cry.

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"Yeah, I'm definitely going to hell/But I'll have all the best stories to tell" -- Frank Turner, The Ballad of Me and My Friends