"Have a cream slice."---
"She's old and lame and barren too, // "She's not worth feed or hay, // "But I'll give her this," - he blew smoke at me - // "She was something in her day." -- Garnet Rogers, Small Victory
The odds of someone getting that are vanishingly small, but those who do, well... you live as sad and lonely a life as I do. Well done.