>(Yes, I know it's a firepit.)

Wedge frequently attests that one of the best things about his parents is that phone calls during working hours with queries like "Where are you keeping the mineral spirits, Dad? I need to burn something" are always promptly answered with "Under the sink in the backyard kitchen, where they usually are" instead of "WHAT THE HELL DO YOU THINK YOU'RE *DOING* ANYWAYS YOUNG MAN." Pyromania apparently runs in the Collier genome.

Admit it. With parents like that, you'd *never* balk at going home for Christmas. ;)

Ard Sumhenner
that Janice chick
Usual Suspect and general menace