>>(Yes, I know it's a firepit.)
>
>Wedge frequently attests that one of the best things about his parents
>is that phone calls during working hours with queries like "Where are
>you keeping the mineral spirits, Dad? I need to burn something" are
>always promptly answered with "Under the sink in the backyard kitchen,
>where they usually are" instead of "WHAT THE HELL DO YOU THINK YOU'RE
>*DOING* ANYWAYS YOUNG MAN." Pyromania apparently runs in the Collier
>genome.
>
>Admit it. With parents like that, you'd *never* balk at going home
>for Christmas. ;)

*Shatters*
Hooooo-boyyyy! Now there's a family I wish I could have grown up in/around. ;)

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