LAST EDITED ON Oct-02-14 AT 02:05 AM (EDT)
 
>I do not wish to disparage your efforts; however, Kaitlyn wishes me to
>note for the record that
>
>a) She already has a Stratocaster and would be unlikely to risk
>her mortal(?) soul for another one (though for internal rhyme
>purposes, one supposes you kind of had to - "I'll bet this
>custom lefty '57 Goldtop Les Paul" doesn't scan or rhyme with
>anything useful.)
>
>b) "Sweet Child o' Mine"? Seriously, dude? Again, I'll give you
>"Stairway to Heaven" because you had to make the rhyme work, though I
>should think you could've gotten something happening with "Sultans of
>Swing" and "string" there, but, I mean...
>
>:)
>

Hey, by the time it becomes a song, any such incident would be folklore and, as such, the details would end up being changed a bit. And "battle of the Strats" does kind of have a resonance in it; that way, the battle's one of skill, not of one club's favorite instrument over another.

And yeah, 'Sweet Child o' Mine' is perhaps a bit weak in context. So...

"Stairway to Heaven" and "Sultans of Swing"
Layin' it down hard with all six strings;
"Highway star" but turned kinda metal;
And then "Sympathy for the Devil"

...howzat?