>Google Chrome offered me the option to translate that, BTW. It wasn't
>too successful. I guess its not a began fan of Vegans. :)

Just because of that, I just had to. So, I went to Googles translation service, put in 'uvfgbevpny ebznapr', chose 'detect language' and to translate into English.

It decided that it was in Polish(interestingly, something that has happened at other places, with other translations services, in plain English. "Oh, I know that! It's POLISH!" *click* "Oh, silly me! It's ENGLISH! Tee hee!"), and that the translation was...ready for this? 'uvfgbevpny ebznapr'! Yep! Impressive, innit?
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