>Mel Brooks has a couple of potential options for pacing and dialogue,
>but his schtick doesn't seem -quite- Utena's style - I'd see it more
>that someone would show up and she'd step in front of the couple and
>continue performing the ceremony while fighting a duel, quite possibly
>skipping the ring thing for some kind of mystical heart-sword dealie.

Then again she could opt to go Princess Bride, just like my Best Man and Peg's Maid of Honor did at our wedding reception lo these many years ago:

"Mawwiage. Mawwiage is what bwings us togethaw today."

-- Bob
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My race is pacifist and does not believe in war. We kill only out of personal spite.