>>I remember one of my first "holy fuck, I guess I'm old" moments was
>>wandering around through Albertsons, then realizing that I was
>>(slightly) headbanging along to The Offspring. It was a very "bwah?"
>>moment.
>
>"Muzak version of 'Rock And Roll All Night' in the elevator".
>
>That was my soul's dying moment.
>

Mine was "Stairway to Heaven" being muzaked at an Albertson's when I was 17. I may have actually wept.

Ebony the Black Dragon

"Life is like an anole. Sometimes it's green. Sometimes it's brown. But it's always a small Caribbean lizard."