LAST EDITED ON Aug-18-14 AT 12:50 PM (EDT)
 
>Then again, consider what their field hockey team would be
>like...

"Jenkins, that is not the correct kit. For example, body armour is not permitted, and in lieu of a hockey stick, you appear to be in possession of a chainsaw."

"Please Miss, we're playing Our Lady of Qo'Nos today..."

[Camera pans over a slew of Klingon schoolgirls, practicing the bully-off with bat'leths]

"Ah. Carry on. Though this does explain Camberwick Minor's six-pounder Napoleonic field howitzer."

"No, Miss, that's because Sally's a member of the Sealed Knots. And a bit mental."

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