>>Then again, consider what their field hockey team would be
>>like...
>"Jenkins, that is not the correct kit. For example, body armour is not
>permitted, and in lieu of a hockey stick, you appear to be in
>possession of a chainsaw."
>"Please Miss, we're playing Our Lady of Qo'Nos today..."
>[Camera pans over a slew of Klingon schoolgirls, practicing the
>bully-off with bat'leths]
>"Ah. Carry on. Though this does explain Camberwick Minor's six-pounder
>Napoleonic field howitzer."
>"No, Miss, that's because Sally's a member of the Sealed Knots. And a
>bit mental."

Better yet, Our Lady of Qo'Nos vs. St. Trinian's... Complimentary showers provided for the bleachers to wash off the blood spray from the field...

-- Bob
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My race is pacifist and does not believe in war. We kill only out of personal spite.