Hmmmm... an experimental modernist art museum that draws design cues from a variety of great architects and great artists alike, or rusting electricity pylon squatting on the skyline like an alien civilization decided to play darts with it? I know which one I'd pick.

Besides, the Eiffel tower was meant to come down anyway, but nobody could be arsed to actually dismantle the bloody thing even though everybody despised it. Ladies and gentlemen, the French.

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"She's old, she's lame, she's barren too, // "She's not worth feed or hay, // "But I'll give her this," - he blew smoke at me - // "She was something in her day." -- Garnet Rogers, Small Victory

FiMFiction.net: we might accept blatant porn involving the cast of My Little Pony but as God is my witness we have standards.

"Modern art? Where to start? Trash the lot of it apart from statuette of puppy, fifty quid plus p&p." -- Dan and Dan, The Daily Mail Song