LAST EDITED ON Sep-11-14 AT 07:00 PM (EDT)
 
P-38's definitely the Forces' Sweetheart, and Mozzie'll swear up and down she doesn't have the 38 edition of the Coppertone ad folded up in her pocket. Yes, I too dream of the day someone cooks up a doujinshi of them kicking Jerry in the fork together, possibly with what is known down our way as "a right good seeing-to up against the cooker" afterwards. I wear my kinks on my sleeve.

Also, all this has reminded me of my favourite Mozzie moment, which it is utterly remiss of you not to have pointed out before. "Q and K", series 4, episode 7 (407 in your confusing system of nomenclature), shows Mosquito at her best, gives Werner one of his best lines - "She is designated Ta-154 Moskito, because she's small and annoying and makes you want to flail at her with a flyswat" - and gives us Ta-chan. Ta-chan is, well, is the best pisstake of sugar-coated-kitten-fart moe-moe designs I've ever seen. The whole skit with Werner Von Braun saying "You have not been cloned" in an increasingly desperate voice while the little brat yammers on in his ear at nineteen to the dozen. During the finale of that episode, wherein she gets an almighty pasting at the hands of dear ol' Mozzie without the latter having to do much more than show up, well, I all but got up and cheered.

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"She's old, she's lame, she's barren too, // "She's not worth feed or hay, // "But I'll give her this," - he blew smoke at me - // "She was something in her day." -- Garnet Rogers, Small Victory

FiMFiction.net: we might accept blatant porn involving the cast of My Little Pony but as God is my witness we have standards.

"Oh, this part's my favourite!"
*KA-BOOM!*