"How d'you think I got to Oriphos in the first place? It's not like it's on the bally Northern line..."

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"She's old, she's lame, she's barren too, // "She's not worth feed or hay, // "But I'll give her this," - he blew smoke at me - // "She was something in her day." -- Garnet Rogers, Small Victory

FiMFiction.net: we might accept blatant porn involving the cast of My Little Pony but as God is my witness we have standards.

"Northern Line services to Morden via Bank are delayed on account of severe repairs. This is due to an angry, possibly undead submarine on the line. We apologise for any inconvenience caused."
"For fuck's sake," thought Devlin to himself, "any excuse..."