>>My buddy is a pretty big sports fan, and learned somewhere that
>>vuvuzelas have to be under 3 feet long to be allowed in. Which would
>>put the kibosh on Gryphon's plan...unless he could get his hands on
>>what I have seen referred to as both a soprano trombone and a slide
>>trumpet. Hey, it's under 3 feet...
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>So's a trombone... when it's disassembled.
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I think that falls under following the letter of the law while ignoring the spirit...