* Z-Gryphon watches the podium ceremony from last week's Grand Prix, wonders how much of a jerk the other drivers would consider him if he won a GP and then just drank his champagne instead of spraying it all over the place.
<Ardaniel> …isn't that how you got in trouble at that wedding when you were a kid?
<Ardaniel> have you learned nothing from history, Hutchins?
<Ardaniel> :D
<Z-Gryphon> sort of
<Z-Gryphon> I don't remember being expected to spray it around, though. it would've been a much more happening wedding.,
<Z-Gryphon> oh man, maybe if I ever get married we'll do that after the vows
<Z-Gryphon> the band breaks into the Toreador Song from Carmen and we grab magnums of champagne and start hosing down the front couple of rows, the celebrant, each other, etc.
<Z-Gryphon> and then Martin Brundle can come out and interview us
<Ardaniel> snrk

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I believe that the following A Bit Of Fry And Laurie sketch is relevant to proceedings...

Are You Happy?

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