>Actually, thinking about it, Toph is probably described as That One
>Little Girl From That Weird Cartoon Who Can And Will Fuck A Bitch
>Right The Hell Up.
>
>Might be a bit difficult to put on the business cards, though...

Her Einherjar visiting-card describes her - possibly with some artistic license - as "Duchess of Gaoling, Surveyor of the Fire Lord's Pictures, and Instructor to Avatar Aang in Earthbending, Metalbending, and the Amorous Arts". It's a measure of her perversity, perhaps, that she included that last bit specifically to make Katara give her the Look - even though she will never see it. :)

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