Clearly, the Tsumugis just cut out the middleman and bought Finland, lock, stock, and national airline. I'm sure the Finnish are happy with their benevolent dictators, and the music program is the highlight of the Ministry of Education. Hokage Tea Time's first post-graduation album will be released by Firebox Records by the decree of the First Daughter-for-Life, because anyone who markets that much doom metal needs a little pop in their life.