LAST EDITED ON Apr-02-16 AT 04:31 PM (EDT)
 
bzarcher <2:44 PM>
Yeah, I'm sure JARVIS would lojack the suit and lock it down if someone did try to climb in who isn't on the Sudoers list.

gryphon <2:47 PM>
Also, I momentarily misread that as "loljack" and, well

bzarcher <2:47 PM>
...well, Nene DID do the coding...

gryphon <2:47 PM>
images of an Unauthorized User standing there frozen in position while the holodisplay shows the blinking text
`u mad, bro?`

bzarcher <2:48 PM>
Actually I think that's more of a 'lulzjack'

gryphon <2:48 PM>
yeah

gryphon <2:48>
trolljack

mephron <2:48 PM>
(meanwhile over in another universe, in parallel 1990, the strike witches get their locator system someone jokingly refers to as a "lolijack".

bzarcher <2:48 PM>
Ooof.

gryphon <2:48 PM>
well, that goes straight on the Who Thought This Product Name Was a Good Idea? pile