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When they do Thor in the comic books, the hammer, the strength, and the tendency to get into fights with giants are constants, but you never hear much about the infinitely slaughterable goats.

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Maybe it's a mistranslation and he really has a Pontiac GTO with magic tires that grow back every morning after he's ruined them doing burnouts and donuts in front of the Circle K all night. That would be a very Thor thing to do.

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"Aye, verily I AM running glasspacks, Officer, for I am the God of Thunder!" (vroom! vroom!)

(Sif, in the passenger seat, just silently palms her face and gets the registration and insurance card out of the glove compartment.)

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This is itself another mistranslation, as the infinite Pontiac GTO thing was actually a power associated with Thora Hird.

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in the mcu, thor sells stairlifts.

The goats DO show up in the comics on occasion. Even Walt left out the "infinitely slaughterable" part, though.