>[2860] cider beverage - South Pole cider is made
>from the juice of the earthapple, also known as the appletato, which
>is hardy enough to be grown in a few coastal parts of the country.

I now have the image of less than entirely worldly United Republic tourists falling prey to the local version of the American Cider Misconception (sorry chaps, it is mostly you) and giving their kids some traditional earthapple cider sold from the side of a road by some nonagenarian terrifying owl-person from the Southern Water Tribe's equivalent of the West Country and wondering why they got pissed. I've seen it happen. It's brilliant.

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"She's old, she's lame, she's barren too, // "She's not worth feed or hay, // "But I'll give her this," - he blew smoke at me - // "She was something in her day." -- Garnet Rogers, Small Victory

FiMFiction.net: we might accept blatant porn involving the cast of My Little Pony but as God is my witness we have standards.

I have never seen a checkout girl look more horrified than when a large woman from Tennessee dragged a brace of three-litre bottles of White Lightning out of her trolley and said, in a reassuring manner, that it was for her kids.