>
>Sometimes I'm surprised we all didn't turn into
>blueberries -- No, Wilma! You know not what you say! The Internet
>is a dark and foetid place, where such words can turn to blackest
>dread! Or purplest dread! Dread of some description, anyway.
>

"It always goes wrong when we come to the dessert."

>
>"She hasn't done it again." -- I can't help but feel this would
>be solved by proper communication between Patchy and Koakuma regarding
>the latter's needs and happines - and if it's not solved by
>proper communication, then Remi can break out the whacky stick and
>demonstrate the error of Patchy's ways.
>(I am not allowed to refer to Gungnir, Spear of the God-King
>Wotan, as "the whacky stick" any more...)
>

I was wondering how long somebody has to sleep in order to break even with Koakuma. Would taking a nap work?

>
>"It's kind of a long story." -- I almost feel like Flandre and
>Meiling's trip to Helvetia would work better if it was never
>explained. Like, it just becomes this increasingly deranged series of
>events pieced together by Flandre...
>

Now I'm imagining Meiling busily trying to explain The Real Story, including that the castle was not actually won in a raffle, that was the motorcycle, and no, Flan didn't beat up a guy in a bar for the jacket, boots, and motorcycle.

The resulting image is best described as a mixture of Flandre reading the script for Beast Boy's scene explaining why Robin is working for Slade, and Meiling reading a generic scene of Robin running down tonight's strategy, with Flan and Meiling interrupting each other repeatedly.

Peter Eng
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