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>>... printing it out and putting it on the cork board in the Special
>>Assignment 11 break room...
>
>Snrk. And with the attribution of "Guess Who?" written in the sense
>of "You get three, and the first two don't count!"

"What the hell? He had a vampire sandwich and didn't invite his actual vampire love slave?! C'mon, Saya, we're gonna go and straighten this out."

"Uh, with all due respect, Your Majesty, you're on your own. I don't even know him that well."

"Oh, come on! Where am I gonna get my other slice of bread? Fine. Hey, Jubilee, wanna be a vampire? It'll only hurt a lot."

"Yyyyyyeah, no, did that once already. Wasn't my favorite. And it hosed my 401K."

"Dang it, nobody around here has any sense of adventure."

>Hah. If it were me... it'd probably happen by accident, and probably
>because I piqued their interest by utterly ghosting whatever sixth
>sense they might use.*

"Waaaait a minute, I thought you said you were models."

"We are models! Digital cameras are a miracle of science."

>And then me utterly failing to bail
>out because I got a thing for dangerous women.

Next thing you know, you're all three out there robbing blood banks to support their habit...

Actually, this could make a pretty amusing movie premise. They don't make screwball caper comedies any more...

>* (No joke, when I lived with a bunch of pagans, they swore up and
>down that I had the magical equivalent of ECM - even looking at me
>straight on made their perception go fuzzy.

Pfff. When I was at WPI, a couple of the local crystal gazers sat me down one afternoon and solemnly told me that they were Very Concerned because I had no aura, which meant I had been born without a soul(???) and, unless drastic measures were taken, could be used as a conduit to the physical world by Dark Entities.

(Much later, this turned up as the plot of the Green Arrow reboot series Kevin Smith wrote. I've always wondered about that. I guess it's a Stock Trope in certain circles and I just wasn't aware of it.)

I can only assume that the Dark Entities in question were mainly anime characters, and that's why I've spent the last 29 years(!!!!) in thrall to (gestures vaguely around) this nonsense. :)

>"Well, a few generations back on my Dad's side, a Hoffmanite and a
>Kryptonian fell hopelessly in love with each other... don't even get
>me started on my mom's side - the family reunions there make the
>shenanigans in Banned From Argo look tame."

"You know the "Metropolis is destroyed" scene in Man of Steel? That's actually based on my high school graduation."

>The UF-verse just makes everything more awesome. If my Mom has a
>well-earned title "Hatchet Lady" IRL, then what does that make her in
>the UF-verse?

https://dc.fandom.com/wiki/Nyeun_Chun_Ti_(Pre-Zero_Hour)

>(BTW: Did I ever tell the story of how she earned that title here in
>the forums? If not, I'll throw it up in General.)

No, I don't think I've heard this one.

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