>>>... printing it out and putting it on the cork board in the Special
>>>Assignment 11 break room...
>>
>>Snrk. And with the attribution of "Guess Who?" written in the sense
>>of "You get three, and the first two don't count!"
>
>"What the hell? He had a vampire sandwich and didn't invite his
>actual vampire love slave?! C'mon, Saya, we're gonna go and
>straighten this out."
>
>"Uh, with all due respect, Your Majesty, you're on your own. I don't
>even know him that well."
>
>"Oh, come on! Where am I gonna get my other slice of bread? Fine.
>Hey, Jubilee, wanna be a vampire? It'll only hurt a lot."
>
>"Yyyyyyeah, no, did that once already. Wasn't my favorite. And it
>hosed my 401K."
>
>"Dang it, nobody around here has any sense of adventure."

Hah!

>>Hah. If it were me... it'd probably happen by accident, and probably
>>because I piqued their interest by utterly ghosting whatever sixth
>>sense they might use.*
>
>"Waaaait a minute, I thought you said you were models."
>
>"We are models! Digital cameras are a miracle of science."

Okay, this is taking on a life of its own. Moving along over to General along with....

>>(BTW: Did I ever tell the story of how she earned that title here in
>>the forums? If not, I'll throw it up in General.)
>
>No, I don't think I've heard this one.

One story, coming right up!